Well for those of more gothic persuasion, I present you this little portrait of an absolutely exquisite S-curve.
To set the scene I suggest you shroud the windows, light some candles (the hot dripping wax will come in useful once you've doffed your robes!)
And perhaps put on some somber tunes by Grygori Ligeti or Fever Ray as you pleasure yourself to this macabre specimen.
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