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General Category => Functional Surgery Questions => Topic started by: Lazlo on August 13, 2013, 02:18:38 AM

Title: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
Post by: Lazlo on August 13, 2013, 02:18:38 AM
How soon after jaw surgery can I get some stank on my johnson?
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Post by: dovidiostore on August 13, 2013, 02:39:35 AM
this is a hot topic
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Post by: pumukka on August 22, 2013, 05:31:09 PM
what about oral sex? especially if you are a girl.. hihihi
Title: Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
Post by: Lazlo on August 22, 2013, 05:34:41 PM
what about oral sex? especially if you are a girl.. hihihi

i don't think you'll be able to open your mouth wide enough for cock for at least several months.
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Post by: pumukka on August 22, 2013, 06:04:44 PM
hahahaha roflmao lol
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Post by: geijutsu on August 22, 2013, 07:44:16 PM
lmfao, this thread is hilerious.
Title: Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
Post by: Lazlo on August 26, 2013, 05:02:43 PM
The zombie position is probably the best choice for everyone involved

what's the zombie posture? Is that like when a chick is bent down in front of you and giving you head and then right before you're about to spluge a week's worth of load you pull out and aim it right in her eyes and then step back so she get's blinded and she flails around the room like a zombie? How exactly is that good for jaw surgery!? Jeeezzzz!
f**king up the maturity level will you!
Title: Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
Post by: Lazlo on September 09, 2013, 09:21:13 PM
you really havent heard this before..?

my definition's better.
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Post by: Lazlo on September 10, 2013, 12:01:30 AM
You mean urban dictionary's definition lol

that meme doesn't make sense
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Post by: erikavs on September 18, 2013, 12:10:00 AM
omg, I feel so sheltered! Stank? Lucky girl!!! haha