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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #135 on: July 24, 2015, 04:06:16 PM »
This can't be real.

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #136 on: July 24, 2015, 04:10:06 PM »
Steroids? Lol, just, lol.  The only people who care about muscles are other closeted gym rats. You want to risk your skin and hair for their approval?  Lol, just lol.

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #137 on: July 24, 2015, 04:18:40 PM »
Orb has a very asymmetrical face. His right side is deviated to the left and his chin, possibly, jaw isn't centered. The whole right side of his face falls flat compared to the left- even his eye is a few degrees down too. The one with him in the KFC shirt better showcases his issues.

I wouldn't fret over the images of him with the dim lighting- it tends to mask such abnormalities so, no point in gauging it from those pics. And even "average looking" people look better under these circumstances.

Not sure why he posted his chest? Anyhow, he should incorporate more chest days to his routine.  His arms look bulky and the chest looks very lacking.
Don't encourage him (I hope you are trolling).  Symmetry is overrated anyway.  There are models with very asymmetrical faces.  As long as there is no obvious eye asymmetry, no one cares.

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #138 on: July 24, 2015, 04:23:49 PM »
Don't encourage him (I hope you are trolling).  Symmetry is overrated anyway.  There are models with very asymmetrical faces.  As long as there is no obvious eye asymmetry, no one cares.

He does have some jaw issues. I think everone here is too blinded by his good looking eyes. At least he's not talking about getting a Le Fort III...

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #139 on: July 24, 2015, 04:31:57 PM »
GJ it's time to ban this f**ker. I call the shots around here and this turd is polished enough. BYE BYE. And if you read this before you're banned from the site I encourage you to give into your homosexual desires. There's nothing wrong with it. Your neuroses are just a result of suppressed desire towards good looking men of the same sex. Just give in, and be the mega-perv/serial killer/narcissist f**ktard that you are meant to be. EMBRACE YOUR DESTINY!!!! (and I'm being seriously helpful). Start with gay porn, let yourself go and jerk off to it, you'll see I'm right and that homosexuality is your true nature. Don't even waste times with chicks they're slimy and weird. You want a nice stiff cock to fellatiate and rub up against and firm buttocks to burrow your face in. GO FOR IT!!!

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #140 on: July 24, 2015, 04:57:55 PM »
Jesus Orb, looking at your face makes me literally sick to my stomach.


Hey Plosko, you said "another f**king model," were you referring to me? Ah God bless you and may Christ shower you with your heart's desires!


But seriously, Plosko, you've seen how I look, what would you rate me on the numbers scale? You too 27f? What would you give me? Be brutal, it could never be worse than what I give msyelf!

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #141 on: July 24, 2015, 05:07:46 PM »
Oh my god can we please stop this f**king charade!!!!



NOW!!!!!



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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #142 on: July 24, 2015, 05:08:26 PM »
I'm gonna put a bioscaffold around Orbs head and hate f**k it!!!!


That'll solve his problems.

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #143 on: July 24, 2015, 05:16:23 PM »
I never interject myself into these type of threads but seriously?!!  This guy if f_____ gorgeous and I am a straight married male!!  I could only dream of having that face and I just honestly cannot fathom how in Gods name he cannot appreciate that gift.  It really does make me sick with envy and absolutely dumbfounded as to what he sees in the mirror.  Actually asymmetry in a male with those looks is actually to be desired.  Tough, rugged.  There....that is my rant.  Un freakin believable!!

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #144 on: July 24, 2015, 05:25:04 PM »
HE's gay. That's his issue he just hasn't faced up to it yet. (or gone done on it yet I should say).

Seriously dude go to youporn   .com and f**king find "gay sex" and just pick your fancy. I know you're gay. It's okay.

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #145 on: July 24, 2015, 05:35:05 PM »
Ok, I just went to the link and looked at the rest of your pictures.  What the heck is the world coming to when straight men take multi-pose-photos of themselves???  When did this start?  Do they all do it?  If so, I am moving to a new universe.

No they don't. Only gay men. Which proves my point.

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #146 on: July 24, 2015, 05:38:56 PM »
Lazlo, you are hilarious.  Have you been drinking or something?

No i haven't been drinking but I'm on these anti-anxiety meds if I take just a few extra I get sort of fun and looopy. So this is all in good humour. But the dude above is gay, gay, gay. Or this is fake and someone thinks this is funny which it's not it's just irritating.

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #147 on: July 24, 2015, 05:52:34 PM »
The last few pages are a testament to how much the eyes mean for the face. The guy has a noticeable asymmetry issue that I'm sure most jaw surgeons would take seriously. Still, given the way he has presented himself (shirtless pictures etc) I can see why he comes off as a troll or someone that has issues that go way beyond how he looks.

Orb: 27F gave you good advice. I'm not sure if all your asymmetry issues can be fixed but lining up the chin with the midline would go a long way toward making the asymmetry disappear. How is your bite?

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #148 on: July 24, 2015, 05:56:00 PM »
Gregor Samsa you are a f**king dips**t and a moron.


Everyone has a bit of asymmetry it's not that big a deal. EVERYONE. It's not natural to have perfect symmetry in your face.


End of this f**king discussion.

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Re: What procedures would you suggest for my eye area?
« Reply #149 on: July 24, 2015, 06:26:18 PM »
Gregor Samsa you are a f**king dips**t and a moron.


Everyone has a bit of asymmetry it's not that big a deal. EVERYONE. It's not natural to have perfect symmetry in your face.


End of this f**king discussion.

It's true that no one has perfect symmetry (one half of the face can be larger etc) but having the central parts of the face align with the midline is not a superhuman feature. Just because he's good looking in general doesn't mean that he doesn't deserve a chance to correct the issues he has. He hasn't even said anything about his bite yet so I think it's way too early to dissuade him from finding out if he has any issues that a jaw surgeon would want to correct.