Author Topic: SEX AND JAW SURGERY  (Read 6797 times)

Lazlo

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SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« on: August 13, 2013, 02:18:38 AM »
How soon after jaw surgery can I get some stank on my johnson?

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2013, 02:39:35 AM »
this is a hot topic

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2013, 05:31:09 PM »
what about oral sex? especially if you are a girl.. hihihi

Lazlo

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2013, 05:34:41 PM »
what about oral sex? especially if you are a girl.. hihihi

i don't think you'll be able to open your mouth wide enough for cock for at least several months.

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2013, 06:04:44 PM »
hahahaha roflmao lol

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2013, 07:44:16 PM »
lmfao, this thread is hilerious.

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2013, 05:02:43 PM »
The zombie position is probably the best choice for everyone involved

what's the zombie posture? Is that like when a chick is bent down in front of you and giving you head and then right before you're about to spluge a week's worth of load you pull out and aim it right in her eyes and then step back so she get's blinded and she flails around the room like a zombie? How exactly is that good for jaw surgery!? Jeeezzzz!
f**king up the maturity level will you!

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2013, 09:21:13 PM »
you really havent heard this before..?

my definition's better.

Lazlo

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2013, 12:01:30 AM »
You mean urban dictionary's definition lol

that meme doesn't make sense

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Re: SEX AND JAW SURGERY
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 12:10:00 AM »
omg, I feel so sheltered! Stank? Lucky girl!!! haha