It is my understanding that the US media is telling lies about the recovery to avoid losing any potential future patient. Just like Edward Snowden, i'm risking my life to tell the truth:
Everybody is...oh recovery who cares, i'll be ok.
You shall know:
1) Sleeping is the biggest issue. NOT eating or running a marathon: sleeping. It's close to impossible that in the first days (i'm at day 7, still never happened) you will sleep soundly. You will manage to sleep, but in this fashion: 2 hours ...awake other 3 hours...you sleep other 30 minutes and so on.
2) imagine on top of this kind of insomnia, you're lying with multiple fractures in your face. It's an unpleasant feeling. You feel like a super rubber band has been strapped to your face and Mike tyson is pulling it from behind it. Again, not a pleasant feeling. Imagine you obviously stay still, yet tyson is applying his maximum pressure. Not a pleasant feeling.
3) you drool like a snail. 24/7. Drool, drool drool. And drooling is pretty ugly. Imagine moving your ass any second with a tissue because otherwise you drool.
4) on top of all of this, imagine eating only liquids. Other than dreaming a filet mignon, rare, you won't feel like you're eating well
5) Antibiotics. Very powerful antibiotics for 2 weeks. Along with that, you (maybe) need some pain killers. At day 7 i take one every 24 hours, but it's to avoid pain from coming. What the painkillers can't take is the discomfort that is 24/7 and un-relievable.
6) breathing through your mouth. dry mouth becomes an issue
The list could really go on for a bit, but these are the main issues. The whole of them will render you always f**kin tired and I, I just hope this second week will move forward fast.
From what i heard, the first week is utter hell, the second is s**tty but more manageable, and the third starts becoming cool.
I will keep you posted, and don't trust the government when it comes to jaw surgery recovery: they lie.
NO TO 'MURICA