jack: but don't you want to be george clooney? or that guy from fight club?
This site is causing to lose my self-esteem. I began thinking I was a 7, then through all the narcissism and self-obsession promoted by thinking about all this and analyzing my face, I decided to demote myself to a 6. Today I realized that my nose is fleshy and a bit out of whack, and so I have an announcement to make people:
I have reassessed things and I've decided I'm no longer a 6, but a 5. Hell, I'm going to shave off a .5 off of that right now because 5 suggests "average" and someone who needs so much surgery to look better could in no way be "average". So I am in fact a 4.5. Deeeeeee-f**king-preeeessing.
Why lord, why hast thou forsaken me? George Clooney? Ha ha CK, I'll be lucky if I get David Schwimmer.... : (((